Shit Happens a vše nej do nového roku :)

30. prosince 2009 v 22:12 | onni |  Kraviny
Takže, za chvíli je ten nový rok, nebudu raději přemítat o tom, jaký byl ten minulý, protože, bohužel, moc povedený nebyl (už jen proto, že umřel MJ). Ale nechci být negativistka, určitě jsem se za poslední rok hrozně moc nasmála, už jen díky tomu, že mám za nejlepšího přítele Alkeantres. A ta mi zrovna poslala něco, co mě zrovna hodně rozesmálo, ale dokonce trošku zadumalo. Takže, když už jsem u toho, přejí Vám mnoho stěstí, lásky, radosti, přítelství, úspěchu a taký nějakého toho zamyšlení a hlavně toho smíchu ;) Takže, If Shit Happens, nezoufejte a vzpomente si na tohle :D =>

Close-to-complete Ideology and Religion Shit List

  • Taoism: Shit happens.
  • Confucianism: Confucius say, "Shit happens."
  • Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
  • Zen Buddhism: Shit is, and is not.
  • Zen Buddhism #2: What is the sound of shit happening?
  • Hinduism: This shit has happened before.
  • Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
  • Islam #2: If shit happens, kill the person responsible.
  • Islam #3: If shit happens, blame Israel.
  • Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.
  • Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else.
  • Presbyterian: This shit was bound to happen.
  • Episcopalian: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it.
  • Methodist: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve grape juice with it.
  • Congregationalist: Shit that happens to one person is just as good as shit that happens to another.
  • Unitarian: Shit that happens to one person is just as bad as shit that happens to another.
  • Lutheran: If shit happens, don't talk about it.
  • Fundamentalism: If shit happens, you will go to hell, unless you are born again. (Amen!)
  • Fundamentalism #2: If shit happens to a televangelist, it's okay.
  • Fundamentalism #3: Shit must be born again.
  • Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
  • Calvinism: Shit happens because you don't work.
  • Seventh Day Adventism: No shit shall happen on Saturday.
  • Creationism: God made all shit.
  • Secular Humanism: Shit evolves.
  • Christian Science: When shit happens, don't call a doctor - pray!
  • Christian Science #2: Shit happening is all in your mind.
  • Unitarianism: Come let us reason together about this shit.
  • Quakers: Let us not fight over this shit.
  • Utopianism: This shit does not stink.
  • Darwinism: This shit was once food.
  • Capitalism: That's MY shit.
  • Communism: It's everybody's shit.
  • Feminism: Men are shit.
  • Chauvinism: We may be shit, but you can't live without us...
  • Commercialism: Let's package this shit.
  • Impressionism: From a distance, shit looks like a garden.
  • Idolism: Let's bronze this shit.
  • Existentialism: Shit doesn't happen; shit IS.
  • Existentialism #2: What is shit, anyway?
  • Stoicism: This shit is good for me.
  • Hedonism: There is nothing like a good shit happening!
  • Mormonism: God sent us this shit.
  • Mormonism #2: This shit is going to happen again.
  • Wiccan: An it harm none, let shit happen.
  • Scientology: If shit happens, see "Dianetics", p.157.
  • Jehovah's Witnesses: >Knock< >Knock< Shit happens.
  • Jehovah's Witnesses #2: May we have a moment of your time to show you some of our shit?
  • Jehovah's Witnesses #3: Shit has been prophesied and is imminent; only the righteous shall survive its happening.
  • Moonies: Only really happy shit happens.
  • Hare Krishna: Shit happens, rama rama.
  • Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit!
  • Zoroastrianism: Shit happens half on the time.
  • Church of SubGenius: BoB shits.
  • Practical: Deal with shit one day at a time.
  • Agnostic: Shit might have happened; then again, maybe not.
  • Agnostic #2: Did someone shit?
  • Agnostic #3: What is this shit?
  • Satanism: SNEPPAH TIHS.
  • Atheism: What shit?
  • Atheism #2: I can't believe this shit!
  • Nihilism: No shit.

  • And of course we must add...Alcoholics Anonymous: Shit happens-one day at a time!
zdroj: http://www.thejaywalker.com/pages/shit_happens.html
 


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1 Huntmaster Huntmaster | 31. prosince 2009 v 22:10 | Reagovat

Já na jednu stranu strašně obdivuju lidi, kteří dokáží napsat takovéto lejstro, ten nadhled, to je fantazie.

2 Elysia Elysia | Web | 1. ledna 2010 v 23:50 | Reagovat

diky za pobaveni, to opravdu nema chybu:D jinak ti tez preju vse nej do novyho roku, hodne uspechu a zadne vetsi ztraty a kdyz uz tak silu se s nimi vyrovnat:)

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